What A Git

Take it from me chicks don’t find it funny when you call them a Wench, it actually pisses them of quite a lot.

So I got handed a copy of Zombie Strippers and thought to myself, hey I like Zombies I like Strippers its perfect for me.

But alas Zombie Strippers is a load of crap. Its low budget which I don’t mind its nice and gory as you’d expect but the acting was pretty terrible. I should have known really when Jenna Jameson has a lead role, honestly she should stick to porn.

It could have been a great move if it had a few decent actors. Its numerous in parts, 15 year old boys are going to love it. If you don’t mind cardboard actors and like gore, violence and hot chicks this is for you. Maybe I’m a little picky.

A friend of mine recently gave me the DVD, I remember I remember seeing some of it as a kid on TV. The basic premiss for the show was friendly aliens (friendly my ass) visiting earth in a bid to acquire much needed chemicals for their own world and in return they would share technology, like iPods and such. It goes a bit deeper but I don’t want to give away to much.

The DVD consists of 2 episodes roughly 2 hours in length (later to be developed into 2 more episodes and then a full series, and possibly a new series is in development). In the lead role is Marc Singer, he does a pretty good job as a war reporter who goes on the run after witnessing the true motives of the alien “friends” and eventually joins up with resistance fighters.

For a show made in 1983 it looks good, they pull of the special effects pretty well, the laser guns and alien ships look realistic enough. But what I like is the story I was really drawn into the characters and actually cared about what happened to them.

If your into Sc-Fi and enjoy a good tale humanity and survival pick this up… Oh and if you like hot alien chicks.

Rating 8 shamrocks outta 10:





V Original Miniseries at IMDB

So I was bored and thought I’d do a new Illustration. Get my vector on. Still haven’t seen the movies but the Hulk looked to awesome to pass up.

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The only thing about this movie that impresses me is it got to the top of the worst movies I have ever seen list .. Granted I didn’t see it all, couldn’t watch more than 10 minutes.

Apparently the plot revolves around giant flying robots attacking NYC and the attempts of a pilot trying to find its origin .. Sounds great right. Only I couldn’t watch it, from what I could tell the whole thing was CGI, looked like I was watching a cartoon, colours all saturated and crap. I hate that, same reason I couldn’t watch Sin City. Maybe I’m old fashioned but I like a little realism, I love CGI but a whole movie of it does nothing for me. CGI has its time and place.

In closing .. I flew the DVD into the bin.

Rating 1 shamrocks outta 10:

Real men watch Scrapheap Challenge, sissy boys watch Pop Idol…

What’s better than watching a bunch of people engineer anything from a fire engine to a a power boat and even a makeshift plane out of utter crap that no one else wants.

Its the only good thing left on TV, all this reality shows networks keep churning out is just going to push people away from their TV. Then again there are quite a few idiots out there, and its quite possible I’m one of them.. eek ..

If you don’t know who J-Dilla was, he was a Hip Hop producer/Rapper from Detroit who unfortunately passed away of lupus in 2006.

To me he is the embodiment of Hip Hop, he is not the 50Cent gangsta rapper, he is not the Soulja Boy idiot, he is a real musician. If you don’t like Hip Hop I beg you just watch the video.

Anyway here is the video to one of my favourite tracks called “Nothing Like This”.

What would any self respecting blog be without the “I Hate Apple Rants”.

1. Price
Every single product is over priced, the cheapest Mac you can buy is a Mac Min for £399.00, and what does that get you 1.83GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 1GB memory, 80GB hard drive and onboard graphics that eats up your RAM like Jabba Da Hut. Compared to Dells Inspiron 530 2.40GHz Core 2 Duo, 2048MB DDR2 SDRAM, 250GB SATA Hard Drive, and integrated graphics, which doesn’t matter considering it has PCIe expansion slots, almost double the spec for the same price.

Ohh and the the higher quality hardware defence is out the window with the faulty iPod screens and numerous Macbook issues… (lets not mention shipping iPods with a virus.)

2. Lawsuits
Say something they don’t like? reveal something they don’t want you to? your ass is getting sued.Poor Think Secret lost their battle with the Evil Empire.

3. iTunes
iTunes was great, was great … Its now the most bloated software I have used, forget about managing a large library, forget about ripping movies forget about it loading before you retire. I won’t even begin to get into the evil that is QuickTime.

4. Safari
I’d rather be frozen in carbonite than use Safari .. Its slow, bloated and unsafe.

5. You
The fan boys, who treat Steve Jobs as some kind of messiah and refuse to except any faults with the way Apple do business.

….. May the force be with you.

Stephen: [to William, while under fire from English archers at Stirling] The Lord tells me he can get *me* out of this mess, but He’s pretty sure you’re fucked.

Driven by revenge and freedom William Wallace leads his army in a bloody campaign against the English tyranny in a bid to unite and free his county. Though the movie is violent a lot of the plot deals with the politics of the time and importantly the love between Wallace and his wife, those scenes show a warm side to contrast the violence, he is not a blood thirsty savage he is a husband and a man driven to far, ultimetly its a love story.

Along with Directing and producing Mel Gibson stared in the leading role . Personally I think its one of his greatest achievements, when I watch it I don’t see a bunch of actors running around play fighting I see love, I see battles and I see a time long forgotten.

I know that Mel ain’t exactly loved these days but if you can look past that stuff and your part of the 11 people that hasn’t already seen Braveheart, I suggest you do. Its definitely a movie you need to see before you die.

Rating 8 shamrocks outta 10:

Braveheart IMDB

What can I say? its a beautiful song. Never really was a fan of The Fugees version, Lauryn Hill has nothing on Roberta.

Anyway here is an MP3 right off the record, can’t beat the sound of vinyl.

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